I'm Not Saying This Guy is a Douche Bag...

But this guy is kind of a douche bag. He seems to see the obvious awesomeness of building your own tank (with you so far) and then he uses it to shoot paint balls.

That's whack. Paint ball is like full contact Dungeons & Dragons.

Actually this is...


Gooooo! I'm more concerned for the 5 kids I've circled in the left of this next picture:


The 3 on the right are already too late to be saved. But those kids on the left have a dark future in store for them... and not just because they'll be gothy (although scientific studies have shown at least 3 out of five tubby nerds at a "ren-fair" will certainly end up gothy...).

Yuk yuk yuk... (that's Aim Low Kid front-"man" Daniel Phifer) but actually he's never been to a renaissance foam fight... and I don't know if he was tubby when he was a kid... he was just gothy because it was the '80s...

(lame story about foam sword fighting and photos by Ben Paynter, who either works for Kansas City's The Pitch, or Holger Danske, the ancient Danish spirit of asskickery...)

Battle of Ideologies

No longer just a place to find the definitions of words like slag or plonker (what are you a cockney street urchin?), UrbanDictionary.com is now the site of a grudge match. It hosts a wee battle to the finish for who defines the divisive phrases, "moonbat" and "wingnut." Having read a few of these, I have come to the conclusion that the failed abortions responsible for posting these all fit under another definish at the ol' urban dictionary.
Wait, is there an entry for fuckface? Why yes... yes there is.
What this all has to do with the band I don't know, but when I Googled lead singer Daniel Phifer looking for a photo, all I got was this: