Anesthetic Awareness? Don't be a Pussy...

It's the vomiting while you're unconscious that'll kill you...



My brother says "Anesthetic Awareness" isn't real. Anakin Skywalker, Jessica What's-Her-Name and the black guy from Crash (get it? eh... eh... which black guy?) all say "Fuck you, quote unquote brother." In unison. While doing air quotes with their fingers.
Dude, I used to look forward to the fun overnight-stay playfulness of surgery. That innocence is gone...
I am now officially uncomfortable with going "under the knife" as the saying goes... or went 20 years ago. Now I guess I'd more accurately say "under the laser," or even, "under the telekinetic powers of an alien race of Superdoctors."
The whiteys in Aim Low Kid would call these Superdoctors "Jewish" or "Asian."

But that offends me...

both as a Jew, and as a guy who watches a lot of Kung-Fu movies...