I'm Not Saying This Guy is a Douche Bag...

But this guy is kind of a douche bag. He seems to see the obvious awesomeness of building your own tank (with you so far) and then he uses it to shoot paint balls.

That's whack. Paint ball is like full contact Dungeons & Dragons.

Actually this is...


Gooooo! I'm more concerned for the 5 kids I've circled in the left of this next picture:


The 3 on the right are already too late to be saved. But those kids on the left have a dark future in store for them... and not just because they'll be gothy (although scientific studies have shown at least 3 out of five tubby nerds at a "ren-fair" will certainly end up gothy...).

Yuk yuk yuk... (that's Aim Low Kid front-"man" Daniel Phifer) but actually he's never been to a renaissance foam fight... and I don't know if he was tubby when he was a kid... he was just gothy because it was the '80s...

(lame story about foam sword fighting and photos by Ben Paynter, who either works for Kansas City's The Pitch, or Holger Danske, the ancient Danish spirit of asskickery...)